Tuesday, July 29, 2014

50 Shades Of Never-Trust-A-Guy

 

Dear Zach,

  1. Never trust a guy with a good face.
  2. Never trust a guy with a hot body.
  3. Never trust a guy with a huge bulge.
  4. Never trust a guy with the combination of good face and hot body and huge bulge.
  5. Never trust a guy’s word before getting laid.
  6. Never trust a guy’s word during sex.
  7. Never in a million years trust a guy’s word after having sex. Especially this one.
  8. Never trust a guy who thinks he is clean.
  9. Never trust a guy who has unprotected sex.
  10. Never trust a guy who never has unprotected sex.
  11. Never trust a guy who says he would definitely see you again after sex.
  12. Never trust a guy who says he would call you.
  13. Never trust a guy who prefers texting over a phone call or meeting face2face.
  14. Never trust a guy who says he misses you.
  15. Never trust a guy who says he misses you over a text.
  16. Never trust a guy who very much sexting all the time.
  17. Never trust a guy who says he likes you.
  18. Never trust a guy who says he really likes you while himself still in a relationship.
  19. Never trust a guy who says he really likes you so much over a text.
  20. Never trust a guy who says he really likes you but never made an effort of doing something likeable. So much for the likes.
  21. Never trust a guy who has Grindr or Jack’d. Or both.
  22. Never trust a guy who doesn’t have Grindr or Jack’d. Or both.
  23. Never trust a guy who is gay and has never heard of Grindr and Jack’d. You will have my approval to slap him.
  24. Never trust a guy who says he would be loyal after having a relationship.
  25. Never trust a guy who says he would never have threesome in a relationship.
  26. Never trust a guy who says he would never have an open relationship.
  27. Never trust a guy who says he doesn’t miss his exes.
  28. Never trust a guy who still hang out with his exes.
  29. Never fucking trust a guy who is a two-timer.
  30. Never trust a guy who breaks your promise.
  31. Never trust a guy who betrays you trust.
  32. Never trust a guy who goes to gay saunas.
  33. Never trust a guy who goes to club.
  34. Never trust a guy in the club.
  35. Never trust a guy who goes buddy-buddy with everyone he barely knows.
  36. Never trust a guy who has an ugly heart.
  37. Never trust a guy who is so flamboyant.
  38. Never trust a guy who asks for booty-call.
  39. Never trust a guy who treats a relationship so flippant.
  40. Never trust a guy who never takes thing seriously.
  41. Never trust a guy who is filthy rich. I personally hate this one.
  42. Never trust a guy who works as a pilot.
  43. Never trust a guy who works as a doctor.
  44. Never trust a guy who works as a negotiator. 
  45. Never trust a guy who is smarter than you.
  46. Never trust a guy who reads.
  47. Never trust a guy who is gay-popular.
  48. Never trust a guy who is ready for commitment.
  49. Never trust a guy who is ready to spend the rest of his life with you.
  50. Never trust a guy who loves you.

 

The idea of writing this down just came out of the blue. 90% of it are based on my experience as a gay guy.

xx

10 comments

  1. Ha,I think you can trust me lo.
    Base on not match 1234,wahaha.

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    1. You want I send you a picture to provide?
      (p/s:malu sendiri😝)

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  2. so basically trust no one? haha

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  3. That's like, literally just go and ordain and be a monk better la.

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    1. -,- how can a person who have renounce his life not trustable? There's literally nothing for him to hang on to anymore!

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    1. I remember I did not specifically mention TOP guy being this kind of ways. It could be both ways.
      If you think this post happened to be offensive to you. Please, move on from here. Rant and rave in your own place. I write whatever I wish here.So please respect that.
      I don't really appreciate having a tirade of rants in the comment section just because you got dumped.
      And no, you are not and don't feel sorry for offending people who reading this comment.

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